When I'm out, I prefer to Weirdo.
I'd rather go to "Cuz standing in lines is FUN!"
Your gender has been set to FEMALE.
I agree -- less walking and traffic than those other choices.
The ultimate live sporting event is, of course,They DO have good hot dogs.
You must not be an American.
We said SPORTING event, but whatever.
I have some AARP literature you might be interested in.
My adoring fans consider me first and foremost
I'd rather beWe could have said 'spelunking', but not enough people know that word. Ignorance!
Bow hunting is manlier. No offense.
I like working up a sweat by
A fun night out should includedining .
My favorite kind of movie is generallyI SERIOUSLY hope you're a woman.
I'd rather ownNerd.
Geek.
Serenity Too bad. Her pilot is dead. Choose one of the others.
I love to Yeah, and maybe someday you'll do it on a big-boy basket.
I'm not sure how "bowling" got in the sports section, but whatever.
The best parties are
When I'm done dancing,
When I'm at home, I'm happiestAww, poor baby got pwned too much?
Good for you, Mom! Now teach your kids to sing that "Cat's in the Cradle" song to Dad.
My favorite shows areWHAT 'action' TV shows? You mean "24"? Is that the only show you watch?
Okay, 'Mythbusters' counts here, but only barely.
I wish there were a current show on TV featuringYeah, I'm sick of them too. But they make for funnier jokes, so choose one.
Leave me alone so I can spend some timeI'll let you mow my lawn for free!
You are one exciting individual, you know that?
And when I read, it'll likely beAt least you're honest.
And when I write, it'll likely be
